Life

This will be a little bit different . . .

Life is weird. I think I've figured out what life is about. Things happen in our lives but that's not what life is about. I think that life is in fact how we respond to these things, be it bad or good. For example, let's say you win the lottery. That is one of those events that happens in your life but it's not what life is about. It's about what you do with your money and how you go about your business after you've won. An even bigger part of life is how you deal when something bad happens. Life is filled with mini-disasters or travesties that are there to show your toughness and resilience. They affect you and then you respond. It's how you respond that shows the type of person you are. It's really like a domino affect. Something bad happens to you, and you do something stupid, that'll surely affect someone else and so on. If you react positively, then everything is good. If you react negatively, well, then the cycle continues. There will always be someone who cares about you and they will be affected if you're reaction is negative.

This time of year

I really love this time of year. It's probably my favorite. I look out on either side of my house and I just see smoke coming from people's grills. It's a great feeling. Everyone is enjoying their steaks and hamburgers. People always seem a lot happier when they have their grills going because meat is good. It gives you a true All-American feeling. You know? Just standing in front of the grill while everyone else is sitting down somewhere outside. If you have another family or two, then the dominant males from each family gather around the grill to talk about how to cook the meat and what weird things they've grilled. It's inevitable that this will happen. Another conversation that will surely take place is the women are talking about the men and their grills and how obsessive they are while they are setting the table or mixing the salad. Then when the meat is finally done everyone's a little reluctant to take the first piece, that is until someone makes the bold first move. After that all bets are off and be cautious about leaving your hand in there too long because you might get hurt. This is the real life. The grills are going folks, enjoy your barbecue be it chicken, pork, or beef because it's all good.

I hate PeTA

Alright, well i know how it's going to be. PeTA will get mad at the horse racers and horse racing all together because they think that they're mistreating the horses (whatever, this isn't something new) and now today with the Mike Vick thing going on, they're probably going to be saying stuff about this too. They'll make owners afraid to pick up Vick because of the abuse they'll take from these tools. Vick deserves a second chance but these assholes don't want him to get that chance. He's human. Humans make mistakes. After all, look at the mistake your parents made when they had you people. Just get off his back. If he has any sense, he won't do anything even remotely like this so this should be a non-issue. If you people are the reason Mike Vick doesn't get a chance in the NFL then you should be ashamed of yourselves because you're less than human since you care more about animals than a fellow human.

Old People

So I was working mothers day yesterday and I just wanted to make a point that I learned. "Old people are not Nice!" In fact, they're quite rude. I got yelled at by a bunch of good for nothing oldies that this world could do without. I'm just trying to do my job and see how you people are doing on your food and you yell at me to leave you alone? Go fuck yourself bitch. They're also do damn inpatient. Where are you trying to get to? Are you trying to die sooner? No, so go away. I have people in front of me, don't tell me to move. Yeah, some old lady actually told me to "come on move." What the hell is this? It wasn't even a nice way. I wanted to swing my hand around and "accidently" catch her across the jaw. I don't know what I'll do if I ever hear how nice old people are, because they're not. They're actually quite unpleasant. Calm down oldies, there's a reason why we don't like you so change yourself.

Better person than I

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_on_re_us/us_boy_s_trek

Hopefully you looked into the story or this will not make much sense to you. This 11 year old boy is a better human than I. He's doing all this walking to help out the less fortunate. I know that i can honestly say I would never walk from Tampa to Washington D.C. I just can't see myself being motivated enough to do that. It's just not something I can do. From the looks of him, he looks like he has a pretty good life. He's wearing clean clothes and hair gel, which if i would've done at the age of 11 it would've been news enough (come to think of it, it'd be news now.) This guy will be spending his summer vacation walking for the homeless. What will I be doing my summer vacation you ask? Oh, I'll be sleeping for sure. I can't even be motivated enough to wake up. This kid is going to be walking in the extreme heat. I hate even going out of my house when it's that humid. The more I talk about it, the more worthless I feel actually.

A little late but flu hits, causes hysteria

Alright, well I've been off for a while and as much as I'd like to say that I was working on another project and that I was busy, I wasn't. I was just lazy but here we go.
This swine flu has been pissing me off. Not even a 1000 people had it and everyone was saying how this is the end and it would sweep the nation and kill everything and everyone. Calm down, have some dip. This swine flu isn't nearly as dangerous as everyone said it was, Not even close. The flu kills a lot of people every year and as of now, I believe the death toll for this only at one or two in the United States. All these people who are saying it's a pandemic are overreacting so much so my head is hurting. The swine flu, more than likely, won't kill you. It's the flu, that I guess originated from pigs or something. Really not a big deal. They say to prevent it is to wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough, etc. Shouldn't you be doing this already, meaning, as a natural courtesy to your friends and family and whoever else you come in contact with? I mean, after you sneeze and cover it with your hand, shouldn't you wash the crap off of your hands because it's nasty? Come on people, does it really take a flu "pandemic" to practice the act of cleaning yourself. Apparently it does, which just shows where we are as a society.

Tucker Max

Alright, well I haven't done one of these in a while, and I don't really have one now either but I thought that I'd direct people to www.TuckerMax.com. This guy is a legend and you will laugh for hours. I'll try to post something else today if I can. I had an idea, but I didn't write it down fast enough and I forgot about it.