boredom

So I haven't written anything in a while, mostly because I haven't seen anything really note-worthy, and it continues. It's been a pretty boring week I guess. I kind of want something to happen. It makes life so much more interesting. Yes the economy has continued to become more shit as the days go by, but I'd much rather not write about that, as I've said. So until next time kids, have fun.

Another sign that the end is near

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090316/ap_en_ot/dora_for_tweens

Dora the explorer gets a new look and people go crazy. Apparently parents think she's a prostitute. Now I don't know what kind of prostitutes these parents have seen but that is definitely not the look of a hooker. These are probably the same noble parents who send their kinds to the malls wearing clothing more revealing than this.
Damnit! It's a CARTOON!!! Please, just go somewhere.
"A sexed-up version of a children's icon." That's what some parents are saying! Have they lost their minds? The sad thing is they actually think that they're helping. I can't believe it's actually an "uproar". You know what people should be in an uproar about? The fact that they won't have money to buy this doll in a few months. They should worry about that because before you know it, Dora won't be able to afford any clothes and will have to wear a garbage bag or something. I can't wait to hear the complaints then.

Interesting people. . .

Hey, I just wanted to make a list of interesting people I feel should be examined or just need to go away. Think about your lives. . . Now imagine your lives without these people. Fun isn't it? Ok here we go

-Political nut jobs
-Liberals
-Conservatives
-Religious people
-People from PETA
-NRA members
-People who try to act really sophisticated when they're obviously not
-People who are experts on everything
-Metrosexuals
-The people who love to give advice on everything
-The people in class who always ask questions no matter what
-People who love their dogs way too much (dogs weren't meant to wear ridiculous sweaters or be made out with)
-Fat people who complain about being fat yet still go back for fifths at the buffet lines

A little continuation on my Lent rant. . .

Alright so I was on Yahoo! and I saw that some jackoffs have decided to give up text messaging for Lent. Ok, what the shit? What is wrong with everyone? This world is ending, I am convinced. In "Jesus'" time, they didn't have texting, I'm sure "he'd" forgive you if you don't give it up. What is this world coming to? Honestly. I'm really worried about society at this point. First off, I wouldn't give up texting. It's stupid. Second, these people are taking this thing far too seriously. I hope these brainiacs slip up and text someone and then fall into such dismay that they cut themselves. Less people in the world. I'm not morbid though, I'm thinking about these people. I just want to reunite them with their beloved creator.

Have a great day folks.

Hilarious guy on a mission. . .

I think this guy's hilarious. Hopefully your'e smart enough to understand what he's saying. Enjoy.


watch his other videos also. They're great.

Just some questions for society. . .

-When did FML become so widely used?

-Why is Rush Limbaugh so prominent in the Republican party?

-Why is Paris Hilton famous at all?

-Why do we have kids on leashes?

-Why are 12 year-old girls walking around the mall dressed like 18 year-olds minus the assets?

-Why do so many people care what Oprah thinks or wants you to read?

-Why hasn't Dr. Phil had his testicles taken away yet?

-How is Hugh Hefner still alive? (You think all that blood flowing away from one head to the other would've had some affect by now.)

-Why are there still religious rallies?

-Why is everything a tragedy and a miracle these days?

-Why can't people take credit for good things they do rather than thank "supernatural beings" for bestowing great blessings on them?

-Why is every New Years a big deal?

-Why do Americans seem to hate Europeans, yet they still want to go on vacation there?

-Why are we surprised when kids become druggies when we feed them pills for every little disorder?

overheard something that made me smile today. . .

So I heard some people talking about how they're not eating meat during lent, or something like that and I got to thinking, why is this? I know the bible doesn't say give up meat so why do catholics take it upon themselves to not eat meat? What are they trying to prove? This just goes to show that religion is mind control and not only mind control, but I guess also diet controlling. Throw whatever facts you want at me, it's still crazy. It makes absolutely no sense, but then again, what else do you expect from religion? Is it supposed to make sense? Of course not. So I guess if you do believe in that stuff then you shouldn't eat meat anyways. Leave the steaks and burgers to me and I'll give the coals I used to cook my steak with to you to go draw some more pagan symbols.

Some quick hitters

-Manchester United is continuing it's run of being dominant with a 4-0 beat down of Fulham in the FA cup quaters. Can anyone beat them? I think not.

-So the economy has become shit. I haven't really written about it mostly because I don't pay attention to it really because I'd rather not hear about how poor we all are and how much more poor we will become. So unless something happens (like I end up in a cardboard box somewhere on the street) I probably won't be writing too much about it.

-The NCAA basketball season is coming to an end so that means the real season is beginning. In just over a week, the Tournament will tip-off meaning one thing. A lot of money will be passed around in bets. OH sweet capitalism.

-Did anyone else used to watch Transformers: Beast Wars? I know I spent a large chunk of my day watching episodes of Beast Wars on YouTube and it was amazing. I loved that show when I was little and I love it again. I think I watched every single one that was posted. I'm just upset that it ended after only 3 seasons and then they made the spinoff Beast Machines. Beast Wars was so much better. Is this making me a total dork? Yes. Do I care? No.

Athletes always know each other

So I'm just watching the Cleveland/Boston Basketball game and I see LeBron and Marbury hug each other. Do these guys really know each other? One's like 24 the other's 31? It's like this with all the athletes it seems. I understand some might live close to each other or know each other from past teams, but not everyone can know everyone. They see each other 2-4 times a year, no way are they that close. I don't even hug my sisters. I'm just taken aback by it. Athletes must be really friendly people. Now the mystery is why they're always involved in shootings?

RONALDO

So my childhood hero Ronaldo made his return to professional soccer last night with Brazilian Club Corinthians. This made me very happy because I'm hoping he can make one more run at a World Cup (as long as that bitch Dunga is gone.) He didn't score or do any spectacular but it's amazing just to see him playing because this latest knee injury was supposed to end his career. I can't wait for him to start scoring. He's in the Brazilian league so it shouldn't be that big of a problem. Here's to making another huge comeback Ronaldo, it's good to see you back in uniform.

please. . .?

Alright not that I like barrack or anything of that nature but please. . . can you dumbasses please agree on something? I'd rather not hear about how screwed we are anymore and get back to the normal news? You know, murder, theft, drugs. The things we heard about in the good ole days.

And just so no one is confused and pegs me as a republican, they're a bunch of dumbass, hypocritical brick heads as well. What we always heard when someone criticized george bush was that shit about how we shouldn't say those things about our president because it shows weakness. Well. . . if I heard things right, I'm pretty sure Rush Limbaugh over there pretty much called barrack an idiot and a loser and whatever else he said. Doesn't that sound like the exact thing us bush-bashers were told not to do? I'm not saying barrack isn't those things but I just found it humorous of the ignorant and hypocritical nature of those "real Americans" as they like to be referred to.

U2's new CD

Well I got the CD today and I got to say, it's. . . different. I don't know what I was expecting but I might be a little let down because of the hype. I had already heard some of their songs but I was still a little bit disappointed. Keep in mind, this is only after listening to it for a little bit and it'll probably grow on me but my first impression wasn't super. I've already noticed that I liked it a little more since I first put it into my CD player so I think I'll like it. That being said, I don't think any of the songs will ever really be known as one of the greats like Vertigo, Beautiful Day, One (best song IMO), Where the streets have no name, etc. I think it'll be a success though simply because it's U2 and U2 is U2 and they can sell anything because they're the biggest band in the world. Any other band and this would've been their biggest album but with a band like U2, it falls somewhere in the middle. We'll see. They'll probably win a bunch of Grammy awards and make millions of dollars (yet again) and they'll go back in the studio and crank out another album in 3 years so really, the cycle starts now I believe. Once one album lands, the wait for the next one is on. It's the circle of the music world. I'll enjoy this album, probably for non-stop, for about the next 3 weeks. I'm hoping I see something about concert dates so I can go see them live, which is one of my life goals. I can't wait, we'll see how it goes. I'll probably have some more posts about U2 just because it's U2.