Another sign that the end is near

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090316/ap_en_ot/dora_for_tweens

Dora the explorer gets a new look and people go crazy. Apparently parents think she's a prostitute. Now I don't know what kind of prostitutes these parents have seen but that is definitely not the look of a hooker. These are probably the same noble parents who send their kinds to the malls wearing clothing more revealing than this.
Damnit! It's a CARTOON!!! Please, just go somewhere.
"A sexed-up version of a children's icon." That's what some parents are saying! Have they lost their minds? The sad thing is they actually think that they're helping. I can't believe it's actually an "uproar". You know what people should be in an uproar about? The fact that they won't have money to buy this doll in a few months. They should worry about that because before you know it, Dora won't be able to afford any clothes and will have to wear a garbage bag or something. I can't wait to hear the complaints then.