-When did FML become so widely used?
-Why is Rush Limbaugh so prominent in the Republican party?
-Why is Paris Hilton famous at all?
-Why do we have kids on leashes?
-Why are 12 year-old girls walking around the mall dressed like 18 year-olds minus the assets?
-Why do so many people care what Oprah thinks or wants you to read?
-Why hasn't Dr. Phil had his testicles taken away yet?
-How is Hugh Hefner still alive? (You think all that blood flowing away from one head to the other would've had some affect by now.)
-Why are there still religious rallies?
-Why is everything a tragedy and a miracle these days?
-Why can't people take credit for good things they do rather than thank "supernatural beings" for bestowing great blessings on them?
-Why is every New Years a big deal?
-Why do Americans seem to hate Europeans, yet they still want to go on vacation there?
-Why are we surprised when kids become druggies when we feed them pills for every little disorder?
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