Remember

It's April 20th and it's the 10th anniversary of the Columbine shootings. Always remember and never forget.

Oh KFC

So KFC, is making grilled chicken now. Kind of funny how Kentucky FRIED Chicken is going grilled now to go along with their fried chicken, but whatever. I think it's good in theory because we have a very fat country but how much will this really help? I don't think it'll help that much. I prefer grilled chicken to fried any day of the week so if anything, this will just bring people like me to KFC but i don't think that it'll result in the fat people and the people who normally get fried chicken (thought: that's the same person isn't it?) to get grilled. It might get a few people but the majority who really want it, will get fried either way. It's not like they didn't have options. They could've gotten some better food before hand but they chose fried chicken and I don't really see that changing to be honest. If people like something, they'll get it no matter what. Reading up on some of the reviews, apparently it's pretty good so that's a plus so I'll definitely have to go try it out but for a lot of people, fried chicken is their everything and I don't see them giving that up. I never really go to KFC because I don't like fried chicken but I like their tradition and whatnot so I really hope this grilled chicken is a success because I can definitely see myself going in there every now and then to get some grilled chicken. Don't ruin this for us fat people. Keep the grilled chicken around.

Say it ain't so!!

John Madden is retiring from commentating games. I mean, yea, he's faded into obscurity and is the punch line to a lot of jokes, but just the thought that I won't hear his voice doing games anymore, it's kind of like I'm losing something. John Madden's voice has always said "You're watching football" to me and I'm sad that I won't have that feeling anymore. He's done a lot of good for the game and I really hope that he sticks around in some function, but I kind of doubt that. He's in his 70's so I hope he enjoys the every bit of the rest of his life somewhere in really warm weather. I guess it's true when they say that all good things come to an end, and this is definitely one of those good things. I don't know who will be the future great commentator, but for now, I'll just look back at John Madden's career and be happy that he graced us with his football knowledge.

Also, I think it's fitting that he's retiring the same year as Brett Favre. That gives me a little chuckle.

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

Yess!!! Limp Bizkit is making a return finally. They've announced tour dates and will begin touring in Europe, which makes me ask. Why the hell would they start in Europe? They made their name here but whatever, I'm happy that they're back and I can't wait to get my hands on the new CD whenever it happens to come out. Read the full story on their website at http://www.limpbizkit.com/

Music taste

Just a little short one for now. I was going through my itunes and I got thinking. When did my music taste become so soft? I mean, I still enjoy the more aggressive rock, I like it a lot, but I find myself liking the soft rock a lot more. For me now it's U2 and Dave Matthews. What is going on here. I high school freshman version of me would laugh at the college freshman version of me for sure. In no way am I ripping DM or U2 because they make great music. I wouldn't listen if that wasn't the case. I'm just wondering what happened to me from the time when I would listen to only Godsmack, Limp Bizkit, umm. . . Drowning Pool, bands like those to now where I may still listen to them, it's not so often and I frequently turn to Coldplay, U2 and Matthews because, I don't know, I guess it just relaxes me and it's comforting, or something like that. Let me just finish by saying the acoustic version of Gravedigger is awesome and everyone should definitely give a listen to it. I'm jamming to it right now and I write. Wow, I'm getting old.

oh baseball players

So I was watching baseball and I came to realize. These guys are making millions upon millions of dollars and for what? There is limited running, sometimes they catch and throw a ball and a whole lot of standing around. Yes, they do things that I can't do but is it really worth that many millions of dollars. No, there's far too much standing around. Especially in this economy, i feel people should be a little offended. There are people who are actually working long hard hours and just getting by. These guys, while having special skills, don't do so much to the point where the deserve this type of money. Obviously you can't cut their pay down by a lot but something needs to be done because it's getting out of hand. Just think about how many people you could help if you cut every MLB players salary who's making over $15 million by only $1 million.

America is FAT!

Alright so I was walking around campus the other day and I came to realize just how fat of a nation we really are. Allow me to elaborate. I was walking behind this one girl who was fat. None of this obese shit, she was fat. She had to be like 5'4" but she must have weighed about 225 pounds. Also, she was walking really slow (naturally) and I was running late so I had to walk around her. As i was walking by her, I heard a heavy breathing sound. She was breathing like she had just run a marathon! Now if that's not bad enough, i turned my head a little bit so I could see her out of the corner of my eyes and I saw something in her hand. She had a candy bar in her hand (I think it was either a snickers or a milkey way). She should not be eating those with her size. If she should have anything in her hand she should have either celery or a carrot, but not junk food like that. That's what pisses me off the most. People like this will eventually be called handicap because they're so damn out of shape, and they can't walk. Then they'll get those fancy little blue handicap tags to put in their car so they can park really close, thus taking away a spot from someone who really is handicap. They should have a special fat section in parking lots. These sections would be the farthest away from the store. It would encourage weight loss I think. Take that fat America.

this is a hard situation to be in. . .

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,512400,00.html

Alright, many things wrong with this. First, how is this even possible? But thats kind of down on my list of things to ask about it. How does a man walk around with a hard one for over a week? It's embarrassing to walking around with one period, let alone for 8 days. When's there's something poking out in the guy's pants, what did people say? I think I'd be too embarrassed to ask.
Second, why didn't he just take care of it? He was in Peru, I'm sure there's plenty of cheap prostitutes there that would've been more than happy to take care of that problem. If you can't afford one, then there's always the tested and successful method of self-pleasuring. Take care of business my good man.
What worries me though is that he's a farmer. I guess I'm more glad than worried because at least he didn't try to have sex with one of the farm animals to get rid of it, or maybe he did. I don't know, the story didn't say. Sometimes I just shake my head.

please keep this Man law in mind

Alright, this is something that's been on my mind for a while now. Don't ask another guy, especially a friend, if they think your girl is good looking, unless she actually is good looking. And come on, you know if your girl is a looker rather than a look-at-that. This just causes problems if you ask that question. Even if you lie and say she's good looking, it won't be a natural sounding answer and then problems just happen. There's that slight pause where guy 2 is thinking of an answer which won't offend guy 1, but really the pause says it all. It's what you think anyways isn't it? Please, save everyone the problem and just keep your questions to yourself.

alright

So it's been a while.
well as you see, there are now ads all over my page (hey might as well). The thing that irked me is the type of ads. My ads are telling me to pray! What the hell? I'll post something more meaningful today more than likely but I really had to get that off my chest. If you feel any of these ads are calling you, then please click on them. Find jesus or something (and make me money)