Wednesday, April 8, 2009
America is FAT!
Alright so I was walking around campus the other day and I came to realize just how fat of a nation we really are. Allow me to elaborate. I was walking behind this one girl who was fat. None of this obese shit, she was fat. She had to be like 5'4" but she must have weighed about 225 pounds. Also, she was walking really slow (naturally) and I was running late so I had to walk around her. As i was walking by her, I heard a heavy breathing sound. She was breathing like she had just run a marathon! Now if that's not bad enough, i turned my head a little bit so I could see her out of the corner of my eyes and I saw something in her hand. She had a candy bar in her hand (I think it was either a snickers or a milkey way). She should not be eating those with her size. If she should have anything in her hand she should have either celery or a carrot, but not junk food like that. That's what pisses me off the most. People like this will eventually be called handicap because they're so damn out of shape, and they can't walk. Then they'll get those fancy little blue handicap tags to put in their car so they can park really close, thus taking away a spot from someone who really is handicap. They should have a special fat section in parking lots. These sections would be the farthest away from the store. It would encourage weight loss I think. Take that fat America.
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