this is a hard situation to be in. . .

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,512400,00.html

Alright, many things wrong with this. First, how is this even possible? But thats kind of down on my list of things to ask about it. How does a man walk around with a hard one for over a week? It's embarrassing to walking around with one period, let alone for 8 days. When's there's something poking out in the guy's pants, what did people say? I think I'd be too embarrassed to ask.
Second, why didn't he just take care of it? He was in Peru, I'm sure there's plenty of cheap prostitutes there that would've been more than happy to take care of that problem. If you can't afford one, then there's always the tested and successful method of self-pleasuring. Take care of business my good man.
What worries me though is that he's a farmer. I guess I'm more glad than worried because at least he didn't try to have sex with one of the farm animals to get rid of it, or maybe he did. I don't know, the story didn't say. Sometimes I just shake my head.